camel-eyelashes:

watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me   P LE ASE

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Saturday, July 26 with 18,945 notes
So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

cause-shes-bittersweet:

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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oh my god

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Friday, July 25 with 55,742 notes

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

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Friday, July 25 with 71,382 notes